Don't siphon off that crockpot which is a cracked pot,
But only the lid.
Don't tweegee off the surface oil, or stir it back in to grease the stew,
Cuz its' purpose is to cloak.
Make do with the spices in the fucking rack inconveniently nailed to god,
That kitchen god you dared me to replace.
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