Wednesday, January 8, 2014

parking like a girl

muttering obscenities and small prayers
under my breath
i crank the steering wheel to the right and left
bite my lip, crane my neck
i fishtail my way into the space
pull the parking brake, exhale,
step out to check the state
of this desperate parking job
i drove five times around the block
before finding this awkward spot
each bumper's gently wedged against
it's neighbor, but no scratches, then
a woman walks by and says "hey,
did you just do that? that's better than
anything i've ever seen from a man"

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